iPod Engraving? Funny (and Rejected) iPod Engraving messages
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Well, engraving really has reached the mass market this year! You may order an Apple iPod from the Apple Store with a custom, laser engraved message. Apparently a Norwegian guy proposed to his girl friend by giving her an iPod Nano with “will you marry me” engraved on it!
But question for me: Is it better to get the white iPod or the Black one? Are both silver on the back? I can’t tell when looking at the Apple website. It seems like engraving on the back of a black iPod would be hard to see/read. Then again, it might be hard to read on the back of a white one too. Anyway, I’ve been holding out on getting an iPod nano all these years, but am finally breaking down to buy a video iPod nano 2nd Gen 4 GB version and want to get an engraving on it. Tried to find some good idea and found below: Best Engraving messages for Ipod (and worst too… Some of them is officially rejected by Apple)
Well, it’s Friday again, lets relax, unwind and get ready for Sunday’s game between NY giants and Seattle eagles.
Rejected ipod engraving messages:
- 10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside* ~Anonymous
- It cost more than three hookers.* ~Umbralkin
- When my battery dies, so will you.* ~Umbralkin
- Not responsible for prolonged damage to the ear & brain.* ~Anonymous
- iPod Limited Edition: Retard Compatible. * ~Jimmy4Kim
- Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA Headquarters* ~Anonymous
- Cocaine and razor blade not included.* ~Carl
- I play with myself.* ~ leonardom
- Steal this? Will self destruct when used.* ~Anonymous
- Screwing The RIAA One Download At A Time* ~Mike P.
Some funny, yet intelligent ipod engraving messages:
- “One time at band camp.” ~JLOVE
- I don’t need good taste, I’ve got selection.~Umbralkin
- Kiss me, I’ve got Irish music.~Umbralkin
- George Bush Hates Black ipod ~Kayne West
- I Don’t Do Windows ~Anonymous
- Trapped in iPod factory. Please send help ~Pheenix
- Me vs. RIAA: Exhibit A ~ukealii50
- My other iPod is a Millenium Falcon ~commongiga
- Steal At Your Own Risk. Bomb Installed ~Nick A.
- Tom Cruise is a couch humping homo ~Anonymous
- Mic0s0f7 5ux a$$ ~Anonymous
- I may be small and white but at least I’ve got a big disk! ~Jesse S.
- Scratch your balls, not my metal. ~Anonymous
- Who said Apple sucks? ~Jaeboy
- Save water, drink beer and shower together ~ Jquinn825
- Now you have two little white pocket rockets.
- People will pay more to be entertained than educated. ~DulceDLeche16
- WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set
- 10,000 reasons to ignore my wife
- This iPod makes up for my small hard disk.
- Once you go small and white… ~Anonymous
- Harmful If Swallowed
- Dear [insert name], Thanks for the iPod idea. Steve Jobs ~IFC1
- I’m so trendy look at my white headphones! ~sjs
- Musically Disturbed ~Joe F.
- Weapons of Mass Distraction Inside ~wiredgargoyle
- Contents Under Pressure from RIAA ~wiredgargoyle
- My other handheld is a PocketPC ~vostinar
- CDs are for amish people! ~mustachioman
- Quarter free jukebox ~mustachioman
- Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly. ~tipx
- I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who’s the man?
- My iPod can beat up your honor roll student
- Your mamma uses a walkman.
- “Say hello to my little friend” ~iiikora
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See How Engraving Works? Video #1:
Video #2:
April 8th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
adam marc best since 1991 (or wot eva ur name and DOB is)
December 3rd, 2007 at 4:11 am
Reward Wife and Ipod missing
Return Ipod if found
December 8th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
adam marc worst speller since 1991
December 18th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
I got “Will you do the Fandango?” on mine. Soooo embarrassing - never ever get engraving on your iPod, you’ll regret it.
March 22nd, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Screen on other side
March 25th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
CALL ME if found
Thx much
April 10th, 2008 at 12:30 am
The White Nuclear Bomb
Be ready to explode.
August 6th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
touch my body
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:24 pm
“Caution - May contain nuts”
“FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY”
Well it every thing else why not my iPod (but did consider “Kiss my shiny metal a–”)
September 8th, 2008 at 10:25 am
OH,It’s so funny.
September 8th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
i have the product red one and it says
Yes, I am the
RED RANGER
i think that’d up the resale value. lol.
September 15th, 2008 at 12:04 am
once you go touch, you never do much.
September 20th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
it is funn to engrave your ipod
but in the other hand
what happens if you put
“iBelong to (name)”
and you want to sell it.
October 15th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
I got “I don’t like people playin’ on my phone! I keeps it real!” on my iPod touch, thanks to my man. Now I won’t keep playing with his iPhone.
November 10th, 2008 at 7:02 am
who took a bite out of my god damn apple?
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I got, “nothing rhymes with orange”
on my orange nano
I think you have to be 16 to still find it funny
January 16th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Warning - may contain music
January 20th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
” Ifell from an apple tree”
” Bite my shiny, metal a**”
” Other side, dummy….”
“ipoo ewwwwwwwwwwwwww”
“darlek inside”
“caution do not eat”
“Hey Windows! Bite my apple”
lolx hope u like them xxxxxxxxxxxx
February 17th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
try this
‘2 in the pink,1 in the stink’ or
‘2 in the goo,1 in the poo’
hahahaha my idea
March 21st, 2009 at 9:51 am
i like -
‘Saw it, wanted it,
threw a tantrum, got it’
‘when i grow up, i’ll be an iPhone’
‘iLove. iHate. iSing. iDance.
iCry. iLaugh. iPlay. iPod’
‘iSing. iDance
iSuck at both’
‘Portable Karaoke Machine’
‘The screens on the other side FOOL’
‘Trapped in iPod factory.
Please send help!’
‘WARNING:- Do not put me
underwater: I can’t swim’
‘The Laserz Burnt Me!’
March 21st, 2009 at 9:56 am
And -
‘Duct tape is like the force - it has a light side and a dark side and holds the universe together’
But it might me too long lol
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:54 pm
‘This product is portable’
‘Warning - pants may fall down if not fastened tightly’
May 1st, 2009 at 11:54 am
“Can’t Touch This…oh, wait a sec”
or
“If you can read this, then prepare to get sniped”
or
“If found, touch it, then return it. (Contact info located inside)”
“If you can read this, then you’re too close”
“Too hot to Touch”
“Smile, God loves you. (Even if you stole this)”
“If touched, you will explode in 2 seconds. (Then I will laugh)”
May 13th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
LOL. loveeing all the ideas. I picked : Trapped in iPod Factory. Please send help.
June 14th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
good
June 30th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Made this one up:
“My owner is a Nuclear Bomb”
Made second line of this one up:
“I fell off the Apple Tree.
Obviously you did too.”
July 18th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
My mates girlfriend got him one that said
“This engraving lowers my resell value”
Brilliant!
August 31st, 2009 at 3:35 pm
My favorite is
iTouch myself
September 16th, 2009 at 8:11 am
i have
“Don’t eat me, just because i’m a apple”
September 16th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
“when life gives you lemons
buy an iFruit”
September 21st, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Scratch your balls, Not my metal!
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:33 am
Thx guys
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:36 am
These r mine…
‘Saw it, wanted it,
threw a tantrum and I got it…’
‘iLove. iHate. iSing. iDance.
iCry. iLaugh. iPlay. iPod.’
‘If you can read this, then say your prays
and prepare to get sniped.’
‘I fell off the Apple Tree,
pick me up!’
‘Don’t eat me, just because I’m a Apple…’
October 5th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
mine says:
play with me
October 12th, 2009 at 12:47 am
I just purchased the 2GB shuffle, which holds about 1000 songs. On the back I got:
Me: 1000+
RIAA: 0
March 15th, 2010 at 10:32 am
Dude,
You are holding it the wrong way….
March 23rd, 2010 at 6:58 pm
kk this is the best one EVER!!! best for itouch:
Put me down RIGHT NOW young man!
April 23rd, 2010 at 2:36 am
I’m looking at getting a Red nano..
“My toffee apple”
April 24th, 2010 at 7:08 am
i know i’m an apple
but i’m poisonous!
June 4th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
“You can’t stop the signal, mall.” From Serenity
or simply “You can’t stop the signal…”
June 14th, 2010 at 3:23 am
demo model: do not remove from store
dishwasher safe
may be harmful if swallowed
July 31st, 2010 at 10:03 pm
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME YOU DAMNED DIRTY APE.
August 12th, 2010 at 5:19 pm
I like
“If found unattended please avange my death”
August 12th, 2010 at 5:19 pm
oops
avenge
August 12th, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Ipod therefore I am